Privacy Policy
Last updated: March 2026
The short version
We don't store your assessment data. We don't create accounts. We don't track you across the internet. Your answers live in your browser's session storage and disappear when you close the tab.
If you pay for the full results, Stripe handles the transaction. We never see or store your payment details.
What we collect
Assessment responses: Your answers to the 18 questions are stored temporarily in your browser's sessionStorage. They are never sent to our servers or stored in any database. When you close your browser tab, they're gone.
Payment information: If you purchase the full results, the payment is processed entirely by Stripe. We receive confirmation that payment was successful — we do not receive or store your credit card number, billing address, or other payment details.
Analytics: We may use privacy-respecting analytics (such as aggregate page views) to understand how many people take the assessment. We do not use cookies for advertising or cross-site tracking.
What we don't do
We do not sell your data. We do not create user profiles. We do not serve ads. We do not use your assessment responses for any purpose other than showing you your results in your browser.
Third-party services
Stripe: Handles payment processing. Their privacy policy is available at stripe.com/privacy.
Vercel: Hosts this website. Their privacy policy is available at vercel.com/legal/privacy-policy.
Contact
Questions about this policy? Contact Brian Cariveau at Analytics Pitfalls & Principles — areyouazombie.com.